Not necessarily “My Mother...”

I recently saw a coloring-book something like this and the only thing that came to mind was to make a spoof/parody on it. It all came together while at church... heh.No actual humans and or property were harmed, at all, during this doodle. The characters, events, situations and stories are entirely fictional. Any likeness or resemblance to anyone or thing living, dead or yet to be, is purely coincidental... unless it would be funnier if it were real. ;D